Right Now?

I've just eaten a whole Easter egg (not a big one, in my defence!), my teeth ache because I've been wearing my retainer for the first time in months, I'm not tired yet and I'm sat on the floor by my door because there was a spider in my bed but it disappeared. I collected the courage to rescue the laptop, but my phone and my iPod are still in the infected zone. I think I'm camping here for the night.