Friend: I don't like people who are gay
Me: Why not?!?
Friend: I just don't
Me: So if your friend was gay, what would you do?
Friend: I wouldn't be friends with them
Me: So I guess you're not friends with me
Friend: What? No, you're lovely. I'm on about gay people!
Me: Yeah. I'm gay.
Friend: Oh. Right.
Just to clarify, I use the name 'friend' in the loosest of fashions. Wasn't too keen on her before, she's dropped even further in my estimation now!
Some people are gay. Get over it.
Me: Why not?!?
Friend: I just don't
Me: So if your friend was gay, what would you do?
Friend: I wouldn't be friends with them
Me: So I guess you're not friends with me
Friend: What? No, you're lovely. I'm on about gay people!
Me: Yeah. I'm gay.
Friend: Oh. Right.
Just to clarify, I use the name 'friend' in the loosest of fashions. Wasn't too keen on her before, she's dropped even further in my estimation now!
Some people are gay. Get over it.