My Wednesday has consisted of maths revision, radiator launderettes, womble prostitutes, tallness competitions and toy babies on sticks. Ergo, the following quotes!
BB: It's okay, he's my gay lover!
Me: I'm sorry, I'm taller than you, just get used to it.
IG: Um... Even on tiptoe you're shorter than me...
IG: He drew a womble, but it has no clothes on.
Random Drama Student: Please buy a ticket for the show! Until you do, I have to go around with a toy baby on a stick.
The Scarf-Wearer: It's enough to put you off having children for life- look at it's bumcheeks!
IG: You know, you could try putting your PE kits on the radiators to dry them out. (*two minutes later*) Why on earth did I suggest that!?
Me: I'm sorry, my hips don't move separately.
IG: Swan, 9 o'clock. 8 o'clock. 7 o'clock. 6 o'clock. 5 o'clock. 3 o'clock. Back in the room!
Oh, and kudos to IG for managing to miss a whole PE lesson merely by being forgotten about ;)