Hello Strangers!

Hello! It would appear that I've done that thing again, wherein I disappear for ages and am just generally a VeryBadBlogger™. In my defence, I've been in France on holiday (though prosecution would like to point out that I did in fact have internet... We'll gloss over that one!). Anyway, I have come back rested, full of stories and ready to try much harder at not failing this blogging business. Yayayay! :)