Gambia 2013 Quotes
Just to clarify, I don't get called Duck, I'm just using that for privacy etc.! :)
Will: Is the plural
of duck ducks?
Nicole: I might use
tanning moisturiser
Daisy: We're going to
Gambia...
Eleanor: Do they play
bingo in Wales?
Nicole: What's the
difference between Bob Marley and Bob Dylan?
Mr B: You might
get asked for a Bob Marley
Eleanor: What's a Bob
Marley?
Mr B:
Well... He was renowned for many things...
Eleanor/Nicole/Eloise/Duck:
Oh.
Mr B: Yeah- and
none of us smoke anyway
E/N/E/D: Smoke?
Mr B: Yeah. Oh!
You thought I meant something inappropriate!
Mr B: He was
overacting
Miss A: A squirrel
bit me so I chased it away and put antibacterial on it
Duck: Monkey I want
to marry you!
Will: How much is a
machete? Not that I'm planning on buying one
Mr B: How about
the Time Warp? It's the pelvic- oh, wait...
Miss A: No
thrusting!
Will: My name's Will
Miss A: Will! What
was the first rule?! Don't give out your name!
Mr B: Go away
crisps, you're spoiling my pure pleasure
Miss A: Word
associations. Table.
Will: Soft.
Kate: Sarah isn't a
sharer
Miss A: Why are you
both in there? This is getting indecent! It's illegal here you know!
Mr M: Where's my
waller? He must have taken it! The man took it!
Mr B: You're
right, he must have taken it
Mr M: Oh. You've
got it.
Mr B: Oh my God, I
was about to say, 'let me just get my nuts out'!
Mr B: And these
belonged to fat dwarves
Mr B: No more
filming. I'll lose my job!
Will: The profile
picture's someone wearing a mask
(Mr M pulls face)
Us: Oh, guess it was
you then!
Me: It's a light!
It's a light! Oh, it's a torch...
Nicole: If you think
it tastes like tea, it actually does
Mr B:
Sorry, went off on a bit of a feminist rant
Mr M:
Yeah, it was boring
Us:
Sexist
Mr M:
Will's keen to bang
Mr B:
No unnecessary banging!
(Much
laughter from all)
Miss A:
Come on then berries!
Will:
Mine and Duck's bitchy sign language
Duck:
(As a joke) So, Hitler's last name?
Nicole:
(Seriously) That's a good question
Mr B:
That was the most sarcastic coconut I've ever seen
Mr B:
You play the game by-
Lottie:
How do you win?!
Miss A:
I don't know Little Direction
Mr B:
Don't worry, there'll be no pooing involved
Ellie:
Magicool smells like new cars
Nicole:
Maybe that's what they spray it with
Daisy:
There were several Pippins
Duck:
You just ruined my childhood...
Nicole:
(to Miss A) Mum?
Nicole:
Do preying mantis's pray?
Eloise/Nicole:
There were pictures of the Pope topless?
Miss A:
Is he hung like a moose?
Miss A:
Special couples- middle-aged women and young men
Kate:
I want to come here when I'm middle-aged
Will:
Wives? Too much stress!
Mr M:
He was trying to pimp his sister out to me
Eleanor:
He kept proposing
PE
Teacher:
(to Anju) Indian 2 bob
Hannah:
I had a dream where Mr B was holding a baby
Ida:
My parents live in Banjul. My brother's wife looks after me.
Me:
Oh, Fatou?
Ida:
No, my brother's other wife
Mr M:
So Will, how will you cope without Nicole?
Will:
You can pay me and make me do anything. I sound like a male
prostitute.
Florrie:
The white cliffs of Dover? I thought they were hills!
Mr M:
It's Dam Barry! Anju, where's your ring?
Duck:
Guess what?! Nicole!! It's your birthday!
Will:
Now Duck points out fit women to me
Will: Duck, you have more pictures of women than some boys I know
Mr M:
Does Mr B's story involve another
'most beautiful woman in the world'?
Mr B:
I didn't threaten to
get my nuts out, I got
my nuts out and offered them around
Lamin:
Look, it's Dam Barry!
Eleanor: Duck, I stepped in monkey poo...
Duck:
Giraffes have very long necks, don't they
Me:
(mouthed words)
Miss W: Duck! I saw that!
Mr M:
What did she say?
Miss W:
Something about her friend looking at (other teacher)... A certain part of (other teacher)...