Tuesday, 26 March 2013

I Finally Typed Them Up!

Gambia 2013 Quotes
Just to clarify, I don't get called Duck, I'm just using that for privacy etc.! :)

Will: Is the plural of duck ducks?

Nicole: I might use tanning moisturiser
Daisy: We're going to Gambia...

Eleanor: Do they play bingo in Wales?

Nicole: What's the difference between Bob Marley and Bob Dylan?

Mr B: You might get asked for a Bob Marley
Eleanor: What's a Bob Marley?
Mr B: Well... He was renowned for many things...
Eleanor/Nicole/Eloise/Duck: Oh.
Mr B: Yeah- and none of us smoke anyway
E/N/E/D: Smoke?
Mr B: Yeah. Oh! You thought I meant something inappropriate!

Mr B: He was overacting

Miss A: A squirrel bit me so I chased it away and put antibacterial on it

Duck: Monkey I want to marry you!

Will: How much is a machete? Not that I'm planning on buying one

Mr B: How about the Time Warp? It's the pelvic- oh, wait...
Miss A: No thrusting!

Will: My name's Will
Miss A: Will! What was the first rule?! Don't give out your name!

Mr B: Go away crisps, you're spoiling my pure pleasure

Miss A: Word associations. Table.
Will: Soft.

Kate: Sarah isn't a sharer

Miss A: Why are you both in there? This is getting indecent! It's illegal here you know!

Mr M: Where's my waller? He must have taken it! The man took it!
Mr B: You're right, he must have taken it
Mr M: Oh. You've got it.

Mr B: Oh my God, I was about to say, 'let me just get my nuts out'!

Mr B: And these belonged to fat dwarves

Mr B: No more filming. I'll lose my job!

Will: The profile picture's someone wearing a mask
(Mr M pulls face)
Us: Oh, guess it was you then!

Me: It's a light! It's a light! Oh, it's a torch...

Nicole: If you think it tastes like tea, it actually does

Mr B: Sorry, went off on a bit of a feminist rant
Mr M: Yeah, it was boring
Us: Sexist

Mr M: Will's keen to bang

Mr B: No unnecessary banging!
(Much laughter from all)

Miss A: Come on then berries!

Will: Mine and Duck's bitchy sign language

Duck: (As a joke) So, Hitler's last name?
Nicole: (Seriously) That's a good question

Mr B: That was the most sarcastic coconut I've ever seen

Mr B: You play the game by-
Lottie: How do you win?!

Miss A: I don't know Little Direction

Mr B: Don't worry, there'll be no pooing involved

Ellie: Magicool smells like new cars
Nicole: Maybe that's what they spray it with

Daisy: There were several Pippins
Duck: You just ruined my childhood...

Nicole: (to Miss A) Mum?

Nicole: Do preying mantis's pray?

Eloise/Nicole: There were pictures of the Pope topless?

Miss A: Is he hung like a moose?

Miss A: Special couples- middle-aged women and young men
Kate: I want to come here when I'm middle-aged

Will: Wives? Too much stress!

Mr M: He was trying to pimp his sister out to me
Eleanor: He kept proposing

PE Teacher: (to Anju) Indian 2 bob

Hannah: I had a dream where Mr B was holding a baby

Ida: My parents live in Banjul. My brother's wife looks after me.
Me: Oh, Fatou?
Ida: No, my brother's other wife

Mr M: So Will, how will you cope without Nicole?

Will: You can pay me and make me do anything. I sound like a male prostitute.

Florrie: The white cliffs of Dover? I thought they were hills!

Mr M: It's Dam Barry! Anju, where's your ring?

Duck: Guess what?! Nicole!! It's your birthday!

Will: Now Duck points out fit women to me

Will: Duck, you have more pictures of women than some boys I know

Mr M: Does Mr B's story involve another 'most beautiful woman in the world'?

Mr B: I didn't threaten to get my nuts out, I got my nuts out and offered them around

Lamin: Look, it's Dam Barry!

Eleanor: Duck, I stepped in monkey poo...

Duck: Giraffes have very long necks, don't they

Me: (mouthed words)
Miss W: Duck! I saw that!
Mr M: What did she say?
Miss W: Something about her friend looking at (other teacher)... A certain part of (other teacher)...