Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, 5 December 2014

Disneyyy!

A couple of weeks ago, my friend JG turned 18, and had a Disney-themed party...
Getting Ready
Little Mermaid!
Bambi and Eeyore!
Merida, Bambi, Esmerelda, Eeyore, Maleficent
Bambi, Eeyore, Esmerelda, Ariel, Maleficent, Winnie-the-Pooh
LOOK WHO CAME BACK <3
MORE LOOK WHO CAME BACK <3
We Lost GS

Maleficent & Eeyore
Esmerelda & Merida
All the Disney!
Thank you so much to JG for a brilliant night!!

Sunday, 28 September 2014

Dan Nicholas' Conversation Garden

Last night, a group of us (myself, GS, PCH, MLTWB and a friend of MLTHWB) went to see MLTHWB's brother in his comedy show, Dan Nicholas' Conversation Garden, held at the Cube Cinema. We saw Dan perform once before, but that was a different type of show, so we really had little idea of what to expect. However, it sounded good, and it was a fiver for a night out, so we went for it!
The evening started totally prosperously with myself, GS and PCH getting lost. Thankfully, that scenario got sorted out pretty quickly, and we managed to locate the venue and sit down etc. just in time for the show to start! We really enjoyed the first support act, who based his performance around literally wearing the mic. Had to be seen to be believed! The second support act was also good, though a little nervous at times. However, for us, the highlight of the pre-act stuff was the compere, who at one point required two volunteers. Cue GS and her five minutes of fame! Despite what she says, it was absolutely amazing, and we were all hysterical. Natural comedic timing ;)
HIGH FIVE
Trying to escape
THIS IS THE CUTEST
After that, there was an interval, during which I realised that I knew the three people sat behind us, which was cool. A guy also came round with a bucket asking people to put their names in-  Conversation Garden is based around audience participation. PCH, GS and I all put our names down, laughing at the time about how funny it would be if GS got called up again.
The show began really well, and had us all giggling within seconds. After an introduction, the first name was drawn from the bucket- and PCH and I became a giggling mess. Guess who was first up?!
Hehe
Each person who went up had a three minute 'interview', after which they had to complete a challenge. All of these were hugely hilarious, and worked really really well! In between, there were general comedic bits from Dan and his two co-stars, all of which were fantastic. Not going to spoil it for those who haven't seen it, but overall it involved a bird costume, film re-enactments and pants. Can't you see how fabby it was?!
All in all, a really really good night- if you ever ever get a chance to see Conversation Garden, DO IT!!

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

22nd July: Tattoos/Scars/Birthmarks/Piercings

Tattoos
None- yet!! Less than a year till I'm old enough, and I cannot wait. I have many plans!

Scars
I am very bad at shaving my legs- so I have several scars on the backs of my shins from accidentally catching my skin. I also have one on each knee- the left is from a razor that took all the skin off and very little hair; the one on my right is from my sister deciding to scare me whilst I was shaving my legs.
On my fourth finger of my left hand, I've got a scar from when I was little and a fire grate fell on my finger; the nail on that finger also grows differently. Small scar on my left elbow from messing around on poolside one time and ending up falling into the pool and hitting the steps.
Finally, there are three small burn scars near my left thumb, and my left arm/shoulder has too many to count, because in the past I have self-harmed. They're really obvious, and I often sense people looking at them, and sometimes I can practically hear them making assumptions and generalisations. Though I'm definitely not proud of them, I refuse to be ashamed of them, either- they're just scars, and they're in the past. I've got to learn with them whether I like it or not, and I'm doing just that. The scars I have do not affect my self-worth, or define me in any way. In addition, there are people who feel I shouldn't blog about things; but at the end of the day, anyone who knows me in person sees them, and anyone who sees pictures of me can often make them out. They're there, end of.

Birthmarks
One on my head, in the shape of a heart- honest!

Piercings
Haha! This is where it gets complicated... There's many, and they all have literary-themed names...
Nose: piercing in the right side, which I wanted for years and years and got done the second I could, last summer. I read My Sister's Keeper just after, and fell in love with Julia, so the name was an easy choice. I used to wear a stud in it, but I prefer my silver ring.
Right ear:
-Lobe. I had it done as a pair with my left when I was six. My best friend at the time, with whom I was in constant competition, had just had hers done, and I begged and begged to be allowed mine too. As mentioned below, I have vague plans to stretch this piercing a little, just enough to allow me to put a funky spiral in. It's called Ariana, one of my favourite names and a character from Harry Potter- I couldn't not have a Potter name here somewhere!
-Rook. I had this one done after seeing someone else with it at a university fair, and I blogged about it at the time. I expected it to hurt a lot as it's pretty thick cartilage; however, in the weeks before I had it done I'd had pretty severe toothache, as well as two dentist trips, so I think I'd got to the point of being pretty numb! I named this piercing Cassandra, because rooks make me think of castles (I'm not sure why, chess perhaps?!), and Cassandra is one of my favourite characters, from I Capture The Castle (funnily enough, one of my favourite books!). Also, it is currently slightly infected, so I apologise for that in the picture!
Left ear:
-First lobe. Done at the same time as the right lobe piercing, so see that one for details! I guess you could say this is where the piercing craze began... Over the past six months, I've been experimenting with a stretcher in this one. I don't want to go huge with it, just big enough to put a pretty spiral in it. Unfortunately, progress was stopped when it got infected, and I had to put a normal stud back in to let it heal :( I was planning on putting the stretcher back in; however, I think my left ear's already got a lot going on, so I'm going to put the stretcher in my right ear instead! This one's called Sophie, after a character in Howl's Moving Castle, one of my all-time favourite books (and series)!
-Second lobe. I did this one myself, a few years ago. My mum pierced her ears herself when she was my age, and I knew that, so I knew she couldn't be angry about it. I hinted pretty heavily that I was planning on it, but didn't actually tell her exactly when I was going to do it till after. I've called this one Arrietty, after the character from The Borrowers, which I loved when I was younger- I even had imaginary 'borrower' friends!
-Third lobe. This is another one I did myself, and I've actually done it three times. The first time, I was told to take it out for school, so it ended up growing over. I waited till I left, and did it again- however, I didn't like the position, and when I did my fourth (which was a tricksy beast) it made most sense to let it grow over and try again another time. I redid it a few weeks ago, and it's been a lot better since! When choosing my names, I decided that I had to honour Ballet Shoes in some way (I was such a huge Noel Streatfield fan for ages and ages, and Ballet Shoes is still up there on my list of favourite books!)- however, I didn't want to single out any of the three main characters, and I didn't want to 'use up' three spaces on one book either. Therefore, this one, currently on it's third piercing, seemed to suit the name of Pauline-Petrova-Posy!
-Fourth lobe. As mentioned above, this one was hard work! I did it last October (myself...), and it wouldn't settle for ages and ages, and I kept saying 'if it's not healed by (insert date) then I'll take it out and let it grow over', but each time I couldn't let myself give in. Funnily enough, the day after exams it stopped hurting and was absolutely fine! Since then it's still been irritating at times, but it's mostly okay.It's called Tink (after Tinker Bell, in Peter Pan)- in the book, she's really feisty and sweary, which I love. I really don't like how Disney have made her into a cute kids character!
-First helix. I had this done just under two weeks ago, at the same time as my second cartilage piercing. I've wanted a helix piercing for ages and ages, and was planning on getting it much earlier, but had my rook done first instead. In the end, I waited until I had birthday money! I knew I wanted a ring in it at some point, and as cartilage piercings can't be changed for quite a while, I got it done with the ring in the first place. This one's a bit of a reward as well- a 'well done' to myself for getting through my first year of sixth form! Though I was reluctant to use the same book twice, I called this one Wendy- I have a huge, huge love for J.M.Barrie, and Peter Pan is one of my absolute favourite books just for the beauty and magic it captures.
-Second helix. My original plan was to get one piercing in my helix, and get another when I get back from Gambia next year. However, I decided that as I had the money I might as well get it done at the same time as the other! This one serves as a 'well done' for my recovery journey this year (the date I had it done was the same date that I got to 150 days clean) and a reminder to keep going. When I was younger, I absolutely loved the Wizard of Oz, so it seemed fitting to name this one Dorothy.
Plans:
Due to my mum's fears about infections etc., I'm not getting any more piercings until I get back from Gambia. Then, I'm getting my tragus done in my left (at the same time as my friend), one in the auricle of my right ear and possibly another in the helix of my left!

Thursday, 29 May 2014

All The Junk Food

***This is a scheduled post***
On Saturday evening, GS and I went to BB's house- his parents were out, and they'd said that he was welcome to have friends over for pizza. It was quite short-notice, hence only two of us could make it, but it was fun all the same! Lots and lots of junk food was eaten- crisps, and pizza, and ice cream, and chocolate, and cookies- and nuts! Plenty of nuts!
To be honest, as far as activities go, the less said the better... We played several games of Who Am I. And many games of Consequences. There was lots of laughter, we are all sooooo going to hell, and there are many jokes that shouldn't really ever have happened. That's basically it!

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Bears.

Brave rules, cos bears and feminism. Basically two of my favourite things. (The gif is not mine, but huge thanks to whoever created it.)

http://www.pocandpoch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_m993nuqGyy1rwae54o1_500.gif 
That is all.

Friday, 27 December 2013

Christmas!

Heya! Hope everyone had a good Christmas!- I know I have. I spent both yesterday and Wednesday at my aunt's house, with an assortment of family members. It was a very relaxed Christmas (lunch on the day itself was at around 5ish!) and a bit transient- we saw all the Bristol-based family, but at different times- so different to normal, but still really nice!
Family jokes of the holiday? Firstly, I became the family hero on Wednesday after working out the WiFi password (we were at my aunt's house, but she/her family were away- their house is the biggest so they gave us the keys- and no-one could remember the password, which annoyed people who were trying to set up tablet-esque devices!).
Secondly, the story of the cat: at my aunt's house, there is a cat called Jemima who is very very shy- so normally, when we're all there, she hides in my cousin's room. On Wednesday, she was being really friendly, which was a bit odd, particularly as none of the family she knew was there, but we didn't think anything of it, just stroked her. Then, on Boxing Day, we took our dog over. We kept her in one room at first, trying to keep her away from the cat, but eventually she got out and they had a bit of a spat- not so much a fight, just trying to play (as my littlest cousin said 'They're pushing each other!'). The cat fled into the dining room, so we locked her in there for her own safety. Four hours later, my aunt and her family got back. My cousin's first concern was for the cat, so she went and let it out- to find that it wasn't actually her cat, but one that occasionally comes round. We had not only been stroking and cuddling someone else's cat, we had also locked it up for four hours...

Sunday, 7 July 2013

Hair Dye Escapades

Hair dye is a tricky business. Especially if- like me- you are resolute that you want to do it yourself. And you do it fairly often (I've got to the point where people make very sarcastic comments when I mention hair dye; I think it would be more surprising if I was planning on leaving the colour alone!).
Having just had (yet another) run-in with some hair dye, it seemed pretty pertinent to write a post about my various 'incidents'...

July 2011: My first attempt at really dying my hair a wacky colour. I chose pink. Unfortunately, I wasn't careful about washing it off. Turns out that hair dye works pretty well on your body, too. Check out the pink 'glow'- and then remember that my back was ten times worse!
To make matters worse, I had swimming that day. To try and reduce the amount of pink (and, therefore, the weird looks I was getting- had they never seen a pink person before!?), my friend's mum went out and bought lemons. Yes, I have experienced a) peeling lemons in the foyer of a leisure centre whilst glowing pink and b) scrubbing my arms with lemons in a public shower.
Of course, it's not all doom and gloom. In the end, I have generally managed to get my hair to a state where I've been pleased with it...
July 2011: Once I'd got over the skin fiasco, I absolutely loved my pink hair. If I hadn't, maybe the craze for weird hair colours wouldn't have started. But you know, I'm glad it did. At least it's not boring!
October 2011: Though a lot of people were fairly shocked by the blue hair, I actually really liked it. I think I even had a soft spot for it when it went green. It grew on me anyway (come on, you've been waiting for that one, surely!?)
December 2011: Though this was for a fairly short time, I really liked my brown hair. So much, that I tried to do it again seven months later. We've already mentioned that; not one of my finest moments!
October 2011: This was a spray; an uneven spray. I was also rocking some kind of Miss Hoolie hairstyle.
The red spray also gave me red hands. A little like those featured in horror movies. I killed no-one, I promise!
October 2011: A couple of days later, I went for blue- and made the same mistake. Again. I think I was aiming for a part in the Smurf movie.
Having realised that the dye was dripping onto my neck, I took precautions. Is it a swim hat?! No it's a- wait, it's a swim hat. It just doubled temporarily as some kind of dye-holder. Who knows.
I also had no access to gloves. Being me, this didn't stop me. I did it anyway. Who knows, blue hands could become the next rage!
Though I liked the blue, it ended up fading very patchily to green. That was a bit weird. However, in this picture, at least I match my top, braces and glasses. All at the same time!
August 2012: The huge gap here doesn't mean there were no disasters. It just means a lack of photographs... Interpret that as you will. Anyway, I think my expression here shows how thrilled I was with this colour! I was aiming for brown, but managed to mix the conditioner (6 weeks worth!!) with the dye itself, so compensated by leaving it on for extra time. The result? Black hair with a lot of added shine.
December 2012: I even got used to my accidentally black hair- so much so that it stayed for very nearly a year! Got to be some kind of a record!
July 2013: I think I actually managed to stick with the black hair for quite a while between August and now! However, being finished with school uniform policies, I decided it was definitely time for a change. On my first attempt, the only change was in my hand colour, however.
As you've probably noticed, if it doesn't work the first time, I am more than happy to try again. So, today, I used a 'lightening' kit to try and lighten my hair to a point at which I could dye it a different colour. Behold, black, brown, ginger and blonde, all on one head!
In case you're wondering what brought this post on, it would be this. I'm undecided as to whether or not I like it.
July 2013: Violet. In patches.

Friday, 28 June 2013

How Great Are These?!

Have you heard about the Youtube series 'Convos With My 2 Year Old'? No? Why not?! They are amazing.
Basic concept- a guy who makes videos about the real conversations he's had with his two year old daughter. The catch? The daughter is mainly played by a full-grown man. The result is hilarious- and occasionally sinister. There are currently five in total, and they're all fantastic.
Here's the first one, but check the others out too. Go! ;)

Monday, 27 May 2013

Saturday, 4 May 2013

Such A Fantastic Day

Yesterday I went on a school trip to the Houses Of Parliament- technically, it was an A level trip, but somehow BB and I (along with three Year 9s) ended up going too.
It involved a fairly early start, setting off from the school at 7am! To be honest, we probably could have set off later- instead we stopped at a service station shortly before London, where BB and I threatened to buy a scarecrow (they were very cute). I spent most of the trip pointing out animals, which BB claimed was driving him mad, and listening to cheesy music.
We got to London around 10ish- I think?!- but it took a long time to actually get to Westminster. I really really like just being in London though, so had a good time people-watching. I also swapped animal-spotting to tourist-spotting.
When we got off the coach, we still had some time to kill, so we sat on the grass and took pictures. It was very sunny!

BB and I had a challenge of who could take the weirdest thing; I took a skipping rope (that was never used) and a clothes peg, whilst BB took a sheep (a Christmas present from moi) and a bear dressed as a monk. Funnily enough, the trip leader- Mr F- wasn't surprised at all by the sheep, and even held it up for a picture.
Finally, it was time to go in, though this took a bit of a trek- we first went to the wrong place, and had to cross various roads etc. Anyway, we got in eventually, and went through security. We weren't allowed to take our phones (or iPods, in my case- I left my phone at home) in, so there are no pictures for this part!
Some people needed the toilet, and as we walked across the foyer/canteen, I saw my aunt, who works for an MP. I didn't think I'd see her, so that was a bit of a surprise!
We separated into two groups; I was with BB, the Year 9s and a couple of sixth formers. I was the only girl in the group, so the two female teachers- Miss H and Miss C- said they'd be with our group to keep me company, which was nice.
We looked around both the House of Commons and the House of Parliament. It was all very very interesting! I think my favourite part was learning that, in the House of Commons, to vote they have to walk through one of two chambers, the 'ayes' chamber or the 'noes' chamber, which allows the vote to be counted quickly and easily. It's also possible to 'positively abstain' by walking very quickly through both.
In one part, there are head-statues of different politicians, with the ones decided to be most important given full-length ones. BB had told everyone earlier how Clement Attlee apparently has only ever been 'given' one statue, which is outside the library in his home-town. When he mentioned this to the tour guide, however, she told him that she didn't think so, and gestured to the Clement Attlee full-length statue right next to us.
Our group was pretty good on the weird question front; I think, overall, we asked more 'random' questions than political ones. Examples include 'is that pure gold?' and 'how much would that cost to buy?'.
After tour, we did a making laws workshop, where we were taken through the various stages on making laws. Again, very interesting! Unfortunately, our team- there were three at this point- didn't win :(
We then had just over an hour before the coach home, so most of the sixth formers went off to get food whilst the Year 9s and 11s (and a few sixth formers) stuck with the teachers. We went to St James' Park to have lunch. By this time it was very sunny, so it was really nice.
After lunch we walked through the park. BB started to discuss laxatives, which soon became a very weird discussion involving all the males in the group- at which point I begged Miss H and Miss C to save me!
Stopped on a bridge to take some pretty pictures.
 You can see the London Eye in the back of this one!
The flowers were also out in full bloom- it really did feel like spring!
 Carried on up the park to Buckingham Palace, and got a few pictures there, though we had to be very conscious of time.

We had to do a very quick-walk back to the coach! Miss C tried to set the pace, but soon left us in the dust.
Coach back home was fairly uneventful; I gave up on the animal-spotting and just listened to cheesy music, occasionally getting very into it. I think the sheep liked the coach, though.
Near Bristol we got stuck in traffic, and Miss H got bored and decided we should play a game. This resulted in BB, Miss C, Mr F, Miss H and I playing 'I went shopping...', watched by the Year 9s who apparently looked like they were getting more and more fed-up with each repetition. We had a weird shopping basket by the end of it:
Alligator, Banana, Catacoomb, Japanese Dictionary, Eagle, Fudge, Gorilla, Miss H, Ice Cream, Jehovah's Witness, Kingfisher, Leprechaun, Martian, Nuts, Orb, Pirate, Queensland, Rabid Dog, Shotgun, Telesales Person, Uranus, Vicar, Womble, Xylophone, Yes Man and a Zodiac Description Man. (In case you're really bored and want to work out who said what, it went Miss H, me, BB, Miss C, Mr F. Also, guess which one made everyone giggle?!).
After that Miss H tried to test me on RE revision- resulting in one of the quotes I have to learn becoming 'Don't get pregnant with martians, it will only ruin you'.
Got back to Bristol around 6:15ish having had a really great day!!!

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Apologies!!

Sorry, it's been a busy week, so I've not had much time to update. Got another two very busy days- going to the theatre tomorrow evening, then on trip to London (House of Parliament) on Friday. Will try to do a 'good' post tomorrow, but if not then expect lots over the weekend!
Just a few things I've been doing recently... Trying to salsa, practising chat-up lines, being convinced by GG that she is best-dressed teacher, changing calendars and discussing suitable 'theatre outfits'- apparently this category doesn't include onesies!

Monday, 29 April 2013

A Small Taster

Today's been a good day, and I've realised that I'm long overdue a funny quotes/events post.
Until I get round to doing that, here's my quote of the day. I'm not sure quite why this made me chuckle so much, but it has. I would put it in context- however, I don't think that will make it any more understandable!

GG: I said thank you twice already, but you were too busy roaring at me.

Monday, 15 April 2013

Folk!

Back to folk club today, for what feels like the first time in ages!
Quite eventful, though we got very little done. We spent most of the time discussing sign language, cats and how the head of the CLF used to be a music teacher (when I found this out, I nearly fell off a chair in hysterics) though to find this funny you need to have met both him and the crazy Music department.
Definitely made me feel a lot better than I have been recently! :)

Sunday, 14 April 2013

Flashback Friday: The Big Family Holiday

Sorry, slightly delayed!
This time last year, I went away with my family for a week. From Monday-Friday there were nine people and one dog in two caravans; then, at the weekend, pandemonium broke loose as we had to fit fifteen people and five dogs into three caravans (and that's not even the whole family)! I shared a caravan with four of my cousins (N, J, A and M), which was very very funny, though not much sleeping was had!
Highlights include:
- getting really really lost on the first evening when I went for a walk with the dog, having assured everyone I could find my way and would be back shortly for dinner
- looking at the bees that my aunt works with
- wearing the whole bee-keeping kit
- buying waaay too much at Trago Mills
- debating whether a statue of two elves showed them being happy or gay
- playing dares with N (who was 21 at the time) in a freezing cold swimming pool, where many of the dares involved going into the other, colder pool; we also nearly convinced her dad to walk through the painfully cold baby pool
- saving a starfish's life and burying a dead crab
- falling in love with all the shops in Totnes- the stuff there is so so nice!!
- going down to the beach with my cousins, and ending up paddling in the sea wearing tights (this is becoming a regular occurence)
- playing cards with my J (a professional magician- wrong move on our parts!), A and M, whilst consuming a weekend's supply of popcorn between us
- telling jokes very very late into the night
- going down to the beach early in the morning and climbing up this huge red rock/cliff thing, which we then slid down; also seeing this sign:
- going out for a meal and having an awkward turtle conference
- the weird toilets with padded doors to get in and slatted partially see-through doors on each stall
- falling asleep fully clothed on the sofa with N and A; M, the youngest, had the sense to go to bed
- doing some acrobalance
- going to Go Ape and realising just how freaking amazing zip wires are

I think that was it, pretty much... That's quite a lot, to be honest! And of course, a few selected pictures ^.^

Thursday, 11 April 2013

Just A General Update

So far this week, I have:
- laughed uncontrollably because of the word cattery
- licked my friends keys in front of the Principal
- become an impromptu rapper
- helped create an appreciation society for my friend
- offered to sell tigers at 50% off with a free pair of headphones
- walked into a door (apparently resembling a pigeon flying into a window)
- learnt what the plural of penis is
- discovered my weenus (and drawn on it)
- waved at many random people

Happy Thursday :)

Monday, 8 April 2013

Day Two: Picture Of When You Were Younger

Whilst looking for these, I found some scary pictures where I look almost exactly like my sister.
Anyway, I thought I might as well give you a selection, alongside a short commentary.
1) Jersey, Summer 2008- Look at all that blonde hair!!
2) Manchester, 2004- Competition at the Bear Factory. I won five bears for that costume ^.^
3) Bristol, June 1997- The day I was born
4) Bristol, September 2008- First day of secondary school. No idea why my top's tucked in.
5) Bristol, Not Sure When- I was around 3 I think, so probably 2000? What a fringe.