Quotes

More quotes! BB and IG you should know by now, L is a very close friend, K is a vague acquaintance, CC is the crazy non-Scottish music teacher, A is the school principal and F is a Geography teacher/head of Student Council.

(L and some other people I sort-of know were sat on a bench in the Street at school; for ease I was sat on the floor, resting back on L's legs)
K: You two are always flirting
Me: We're not flirting, we're just talking
L: Exactly, there's a difference. Don't use words you don't understand!
(BB walks past, unaware of what's just been said)
K: BB, define flirting!
BB: (pointing to myself and L) That.

(IG and I were waiting for BB, and passing the time by singing/dancing 'Hey Big Spender')
BB: Why is it that whenever I return you two are always singing burlesque stripper music?

(a fairly normal conversation with the Principal)

A: Don't overdo the sexting

BB: Shorts for guys
Me: What's that underneath?
BB: Oh, someone misheard...
Me: Shorts for gays?!
BB: Yeah...
Me: And- what!?
BB: Free condiments. That got misheard too.

CC: I'm being stalked by next year's A level music class! Go stalk someone else!

F: There used to be a fish tank in the foyer, but the sixth formers did something to the water... Oh, no, they were just water features, the sixth formers put the fish in!