Hmm, quotes from today...
*year eights ran very loudly past our classroom*
Teacher: I hope they trip and die. I can't be bothered with them any more!
*having had a joke argument with my friend*
Me: Sir, if she doesn't come in tomorrow it's 'cause I murdered her!
Sir: Well at least you're honest about it
*had a debate with my friend that ended up being a debate about debates*
W: L, don't argue with her. She's always wrong but she won't shut up until you say she's right.
Me: What do you mean? I'm always right!